BRUTAL PINK TRUTH



Pink Clit at Blue Star Flickr Stream

Dear PINK’s

Ostatnio na sowicie podlewanym, nocnym spacerze zasunąłem koledze: Koc, Dziewczyna i Butelka Wina, na co natychmiast usłyszałem w odpowiedzi: Pizda, Ćwiara i Gitara. No i tak: niby to samo, niby zasadnicza różnica ale jedak wciąż “prawda czasu, prawda ekranu” – może to dobra okazja żeby przypomieć słynną fraszkę:

Siedem rzeczy w świecie słynie:
Figi, morele, brzoskwinie,
Wino stare, świeca jasa,
Chuj stojący, pizda ciasna.

nie mam pytań 🙂

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy

PINK CRIME



This pussycat is the most beautiful pussycat…
…in the whole world.
That’s my Muffy.
Didn’t you ever have a pussycat of your own?
Sure, Grandma.



Chatrán’s Pink Crime, 2005

Dear PINK’s

I am a definitive Catman. Always was. I had many kitties: the nasty Sharka and kind hearted Patka but definitely this is My Cat. The One and Only Magnificent Chatrán. Super Friendly, Super Courious, Fearless Chatr – the life is simply better when He is around. 13 y.o., depraved of the jewels but still horny 🙂 Here at the crime scene after finishing My Melody for good 🙂 His name comes after main character of a controversial japanese feature Koneko monogatari (1986) probably the corniest animal movie since Lassie.

PINK NOT DEAD!

Maurycy

Chatrán at Wiki

Chatrán and the Deer at YouTube

Chatrán Dreams at YouTube

Chatrán original ending with japanese subtitles at YouTube

DOUBLE BIG PINK

Były także mamki, niańki, z mleczarniami – rany boskie!



Miranda in Pink at yingmalmstee flickr stream

Dear PINK’s

Swego czasu wzbraniałem się kiedy Panna S wyciągała mnie na rozmowę o Nurkowaniu w Dekolt – wiadomo hipnotyczne właściwości cycków, facet jako duże dziecko – standarty, klisze, nuda. Drobne piersi wydawały mi się szlachetniejsze, sympatyzuję z nimi zresztą do tej pory, dziś jednak (mimo, iż po drodze zdążyłem się jeszcze nawrócić na latynoski, jędrny zadek) z pełnym przekonaniem mogę powiedzieć: Obfitość, Miękkość, Słodycz 3 x Tak 🙂 Rubens i Aretino wiedzieli co dobre 🙂 Jednak, jako że Życie to różnorodność więc i Dziewczyny podobają mi się w przeróżne. Podoba mi się Zmysłowe Ciało jako takie. Jego zjawiskowość, osobność. Jego język – komunikat zamknięty w kształcie, geście, ruchu. Atrakcyjność seksualna zresztą doskonale opiera się normom i modom. Erotyczne fascynacje sięgają daleko poza stereotyp anorektycznej rusałki czy księżniczki z solarium. Pornografia, również ta komercyjna, jest tu dobrym probierzem. Na różowym piedestale pełno jest miejsca dla Bogiń i Boginek wszelkich rozmiarów i kolorów. Wystarczy spojrzeć na gwiazdy porno takie jak pękata i krótkonoga Katja Kassin czy Jej Szczerbata Wysokość Beladonna. Doskonale pamiętam A moją przyjaciółkę z czasów licealnych – zadarty nos, deseczka, biodra jak komoda, grube kostki u nóg – a kiedy wchodziła do klasy od razu pachniało wakacjami i seksem. Liczy się indywindualność, dyspozycja, energia. Wdzięk, błysk w oku, chęć – trzeba to lubić i lubić samego siebie a wtedy jest jazda 🙂

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy

Check also:

APRIL PINK

PINK PRIDE

BELLADONNA PINK POWER

THINK PINK!



Think Pink at YouTube

Dear PINK’s

Today absolute pink classic: “Think Pink” from Funny Face – Thanks Mom 😀

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy


MAGGIE [calming them down] Girls, girls, girls, girls… [Ripping off bits of pink material she has taken from the shelf,
giving them to each secretary] Listen: take this to all the designers; I want dresses made up in exactly this shade of pink.
Babs: take this round to Kaiser Delmont, I want shoes and stockings in exactly this colour. Laura: everything goes pink! I
want the whole issue pink; I want the whole country pink! [Pauses] Lettie: take an editorial: [dramatically] “To the women
of America…”—no, make it to the women everywhere: “banish the black, burn the blue, and bury the beige! From now on
girls…”

♫ MAGGIE:

Think pink! think pink! when you shop for summer clothes.

Think pink! think pink! if you want that quel-que chose.

Red is dead, blue is through,
Green’s obscene, brown’s taboo.

And there is not the slightest excuse

for plum or puce —or chartreuse.

Think pink! forget that Dior says black and rust.

Think pink! who cares if the new look has no bust.
Now, I wouldn’t presume to tell a woman

what a woman oughtta think,

But tell her if she’s gotta think: think pink—!

♫ WOMEN:

—for bags! pink for shoes!
Razzle, dazzle and spread the news!
And pink’s for the lady with joie de vive!

Pinks for all the family.

Try pink shampoo.

Pink toothpaste too.

Play in pink, all day in pink,

Pretty gayin pink.

Drive in pink, come alive in pink,

Have a dive in pink.
Go out dancing but just remember one thing:

You can get a little wink
If you got a little pink
In your swing.

♫ MEN [painters, with NYC accents]:

Think pink! think pink, it’s the latest word, you know.

Think pink! think pink and you’re Michelangelo.

♫ WOMEN:

Feels so gay, feels so bright.
Makes you day, makes you night.

Pink is now the colour to which

you gotta switch!

♫ MEN:

(Do what you gotta switch!)

♫ WOMEN:

Every stitch!

♫ MEN:

(Every stitch you switch!)

♫ MAGGIE:

Think pink! think pink on the long, long road ahead.

♫ WOMEN & MEN:

On the road, (& MAGGIE) think pink!

♫ MAGGIE:

…think pink and the world is rosey-red

♫ WOMEN & MEN:

(Everything’s rosey.)

♫ MAGGIE:

Everything on the great horizon,
Everything that you can think—
and that includes the kitchen sink,
Think pink!

♫ WOMEN & MEN:

Think pink, think pink

Think pink, think pink

Think pink, think pink!

(1957)
words by Leonard Gershe, music by Roger Edens, sung by Kay Thompson



Funny Face Soudrack



Funny Face DVD

SMOOTH PINK




Smooth as Silk – Oh, Baby! (web find, source lost)

Dear PINK’s

Lipiec, wakacje, słoneczny żar się z nieba leje, kąpiele na golasa, seks na łódce, w trzcinach, na wydmach – Uff, jak gorąco! Egipcjanie wiedzieli co robią goląc całe ciało. Nefretiti i Kleopatra na mnie działają. Oczy, brwi, usta – malowane lale, że można paść. Ciało kusi w tysiącu odsłon: blade i opalone, gładkie i piegowate, smukłe i obfite. Stokrotki, maki, wampiry i wilkołaki 🙂 Uwielbiam aromatyczne słowiańskie łąki, wilgotną subtropikalną dżunglę ale cenię też sobie wyprawy na lodowisko, szczególnie latem 🙂 Oddawanie klejnotu pod brzytwę jest konkretnym aktem zaufania. Moja dziewczyna twierdzi, że mógłbym być damskim fryzjerem – na pół etatu i z możliwością wyboru klientek na pewno 🙂 Gładkość podnosi wrażliwość, tak u dziewczyn jak u chłopaków. Prezent, niespodzianka – dla niego, dla niej 🙂 Całować najlepiej od rana, z dodatkiem malin, poziomek i mocno schłodzonego różowego wina 🙂

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy

Wiki: Hair removal

John Brooks “The Facinating History Of Hair Removal”

Kirsten Hansen “Hair or Bare?: The History of American Women and Hair Removal, 1914-1934”

Check also:

PINK MUFFIN

PINK MONASTERY



Convent Camaldolese / DTP Wigry, Wigry, June 2009

Dear PINK’s

Last three weeks I’ve bee living in the Monastery. It was Pink 🙂 Documentation of The Pearl Project at my Flicker. I am pretty happy about the whole Pearl Story at many levels: becouse of the rich collaboration and participation of the people, adventure, culture at the end of the world, seduction game, tropical contrabanda, “Pleasure Culture” manifestation that fits in the catholic frame. Becouse of The Pearl Itself 🙂 Big Thanks to Agnieszka “Gunia” Tarasiuk whose interest and faith made this project possible 🙂

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy

Perła w Perle at vlep[v]net

BULGARIAN PINK

Sex appeal to nasza broń kobieca
 / Sex appeal to coś co was podnieca
 / Wdzięk, styl, czar, szyk / Tym was zdobywamy w mig

Emanuel Schlechter, 1937



Gergana (Гергана) Kakto Predi (Както преди) at YouTube

Dear PINK’s

Gergana is one more Total Blond Chick that form part of the innumerable Pink Pop Army to whose basic candy-ish sensual call legions of pink zombies immediately respond all over the globe. This time the bird’s song flies directly from sunny Bulgaria but the stereotype is exactly the same as in the case of Pam Anderson or our national blond treasure Doda. There must be somewhere in the universe the Planet of Blondes where they all came from. I can easily imagine pink oceans and gigantic turquoise palm trees growing straight from pink waters – there, in the golden palaces, locked in the golden cages and guarded by ferocious chimeras with diamond teeth and ruby eyes, day by day, they wait for Prince Charming completing their monotonous but fascinating routine of blondenesness: suntan, makeup, manicure, strawberry milk baths, silicon pressure check… pink champagne flows in their veins, pink pudding in their heads, pink clouds high in the sky, pink sunset never ends there… – is that heaven or hell that depends on the personal perspective but phantoms of paradise surely they are 😉

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy



Gergana (Гергана) Kakto Predi (Както преди) at YouTube

Гергана Георгиева Кацарска (Bulgarian Wiki)

Chalga

check also:

RUSOPHILIA ROSA

LOVELY PINK



Lovely Man On The Girl 8 by Okimi

Dear PINK’s

Lovely Man is a tiny, slimy but very, very happy character created by Tokyo based japanese designer/illustrator Kimiaki Yaegashi. Here links to his site, flickr and the very Lovely Man set – Gulliver couldn’t have better time with the Queen of Brobdingnag 😉 Okimi girls are truly charming sexy cuties – although suffering from King Kong syndrome I would not mind to submerge myself in such “reverse” adventure specially that the female body is the loveliest landscape I know 😉

(^-^)

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy



Lovely Man On The Girl 6 by Okimi

www.okimi.com

Okimi Flickr

Lovely Man – Set on Flickr

PINK METAL




great Vase Metallica rose! at Le Garage Pierre Blanc

Dear PINK’s

I find the act of mixing theoretically inadequate elements (natural and artificial, sex and science and so on) pretty tempting and I believe that even if new value isn’t appearing clearly and immediately it is always a refreshing exercise. Pierre le Blanc Site is a very good sample of such dynamic: the clever Frenchmen (?) is applying very simple trick (quite popular about a year ago as t-shirt fashion style) that consist in overprinting stylish ceramics (vases and plates) with simple and often brutal elements (Guns, Metal Band Logos etc.) the final effect is surprisingly good (sometimes even stunning I would say) and that is how truly post-modernistic, post-conceptual craft is born with all the contemporary nonchalance and without pain 🙂 I strongly recommend a vista to Porcelain Tuning – whole lot of treasures awaits you there 🙂

As I always try to point my sources I must to admit that I came to Porcelain Tuning trough polish “cirkkkus” blog – site a bit from Mundo Rarito family that reminded me Jacopetti’s Mondo Cane and awaked at least mixed feelings in my head: from one hand I am hunter and connoisseur of bizarreness and there is pretty many interesting things hooked there from another “raw” freak show seams far too simple as a key to the world/human/culture. I understand the rebel dynamic behind it, still blind hunt for hardcore oddities seams naïve, pointless and finally destructive. Obscenity is a very interesting and efficient vehicle just let’s use it wise.

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy

Pierre Le Blanc at My Space

PINK MAGIC



Love Magic (Лювовная Магия) by Elvira Samofalova (Ельвира Самофалова)

Dear PINK’s

I am back. We had great time in Kiev – a bit less public that I would expect and liked on our conference but still a complete experience – we did, we explore, we delighted ourselves a lot. The acacias are in full bloom – cascades of sweetness were falling over our heads, we drink hectoliters of cognac and walked miles and miles with our hungry eyes wide open. Monumental architecture and endless legs of Ukrainian girls persecuted us constantly. Summer sun, miniskirts, flowers softened the post communist urban decadence. I am particularly in debt with Katja who a part of pleasant conversations and fantasy boosters offered us beautiful walk up the hill to a forgotten Tatar graveyard that become a flirting site now. Wet kisses over my grave that is something I wouldn’t mind at all 🙂 Actually it could probably bring me back to life. As to be expected we visited many markets but I wasn’t hunting for pink specially – still couple of pink treasures felled into my claws: a fluo pink skirt for my cute little niece Zoe and a pair of tight pink panties perfect for my girlfriends sweet round butt 🙂 Bookinist stands at Petrivka were a very nice site for a bibliophiliac – several pop-camasutra and other alike books flashed in front of my eyes – the one above was my definitive favorite 😉

PINK NOT DEAD!

maurycy